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Sunday, February 3rd, 2008
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Now, this is not an actual expantion to the Dawn of War series, but it is a pretty cool mod's trailer:
Its like sex: I like it and Kara does not.
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Friday, January 11th, 2008
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Tuesday, January 8th, 2008
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So I am graduating MOS school around January 28th if everything goes well...
2 tests down, and 2 more to go and I will supposedly be able to go where ever they want to send me and do my job. It will be interesting when I finally get part of my orders next week. They'll apparently tell everyone in my class what base and larger unit they are assigned to when they graduate, and then tell us the specific units we are assigned to a day before graduation. I am excited, as 99.9% of the people in the class in front of us (by a week of class) got what they had put on their "wish list" sheet.
Oh well, the grind continues.
On a related note, we took test #2 today dealing with the Marine Integrated Maintenance Management System, which is where we order repair parts for whoever needs them, and I scored a 97.32-whatever. That was retarded because I FORGOT to answer the last question of the test. If I had done that, I would have gotten a 100%, because I knew how to answer that one. Goddamn I am stupid. My teacher laughed about it with me and was like, "You're retarded" and I, being a good Marine, said "Aye, Staff Sergeant!" because I sure felt like a goddamn moron. I am not tied with a 1 other person for being 5th from the top of the class.
We'll see what happens during the next couple of tests...
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Saturday, January 5th, 2008
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and
I support multiculturalism purely because it makes life interesting.
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Thursday, December 27th, 2007
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"Griffindor! Hufflepuff! Ravenclaw! Slythering! Drinking pumpking juice and gin!!"
Also, new pics are up on Facebook since Kara was cool enough to get me a digi cam, so I now harass people with large picture files in e-mails of the random shit I am doing on-base in NC.
Go here to see it, even if you don't have Facebook: http://rwu.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2043232&l=799d2&id=35002474
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Tuesday, December 25th, 2007
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Merry xmas to all!!
In other news, this is why I love Asians:
Its from the Japanese movie "Versus", which I picked the other day, but still have to watch. Also make sure you guys catch "Superbad" and "Idiocracy", or however you spell that.
In further news, work continues at MOS school at Camp Johnson, NC. I should hit the Fleet Marine Force finally sometime in early February as a MOS: 3040.
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Sunday, October 21st, 2007
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PFC MrJohnnyBravo17, USMC, reporting back after successfully graduating from USMCRD Parris Island. 10 days leave before MCT, and all is well...
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Your Score: Lion Warning Cat60% Affectionate, 59% Excitable, 22% HungryYou are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.
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"Fundies Say the Darndest Things": http://www.fstdt.com
For your entertainment, people.
For example:
"But God don't talk in Arabic. He talks in a REAL language, namely, English. It's true that back in them days He translated that to some other language after Speaking it in English, but after all, it's His universe and He can do what He doggone well wants to do."
DesertFox, Free Conservatives [Comments (127)] 2006-Dec-13"
And fucking lolololol:
"ONE OF MY FIANCE'S EX'S (HE IS VERY FAMOUS AND DEFINITELY A SATANIST) HIRED A TEAM OF WARLOCKS TO BREAK US UP, INCLUDING A COMPUTER EXPERT AND A PERSON WITH THE GIFT OF TELEPATHY(THE HELPER)
THEY INVESTIGATED MY WHOLE LIFE TO THE FINEST DETAIL,EVEN THINGS ONLY MYSELF KNOW. IT WAS CLEAR SATAN WANTS ME DEAD AND HE WAS DESPERATE. I WAS TOLD THE AMOUNT OF SATANISTS THAT CAME MY WAY ARE ONLY SEEN IN THE OCCULT WORLD. THEY EVEN HAD WATCHERS ON US!
A GIRL WHOM I TOOK FOR A DATE TO A FUNCTION TRIED TO KILL ME BY PUTTING POISON IN MY DRINK AND LATER THAT NIGHT I FELL ASLEEP BEHIND THE WHEEL (PRAISE JESUS I SURVIVED).
FEW YEARS LATER:
I WAS MARRIED TO A WOMAN CASTING SPELLS ON MY DOG AND ME.
PUTTING POTIONS IN MY FOOD (GOATS BLOOD). I WAS VERY SICK WHEN SHE LEFT ME!
JUST AFTER SHE LEFT(AND JUST GETTING MY LIFE BACK) I WAS INVOLVED WITH 4 HIGH PRIESTESS' IN TOTAL.
ALL CURSED ME AND PUT SPELLS ON ME.
ONE TRIED TO GET PREGNANT AND EVEN DRANK MY SPERM.
ONE TRIED TO INJECT ME WITH THE AIDS VIRUS (THE HOLY SPIRIT WOKE ME UP)
SHE WANTED TO CUT MY PRIVATES OFF."
freedomwarrior, The Resistance Manifesto [Comments (129)] 2007-Feb-20"
Yet more bullshit::
"Nowadays, we know that God promised Moses a land flowing with milk and crude oil, but the prophet had no word for crude oil so he said honey instead. Besides, why would God promise anyone a land flowing with crude oil? However, as spiritual descendants of Moses through Christ, we know now that America is entitled to every ounce of oil that lies beneath the land from Morroco to Kabul. God promised to us thousands of years ago."
Ralph, On Faith [Comments (31)] 2007-Mar-23"
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Saturday, June 16th, 2007
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Bush v. Lincoln:
Star Wars rap:
Star Wars rap 2:
The lego Stormtroopers you like so much:
Move lego goodness:
And the Imperial March done in hand farts:
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So I just got back from the regional USMC poolie function from held at Westover Airbase, Mass. I thought I would include some memorable quotes:
"I hope no one had duckt tape. I've been taped to so many random things before..."
-- Poolie on the bus making sure that he would not be messed with and/or drawn on if he went to sleep.
Drill Instructor (DI): "Down! Say 'down sir'!" (making a kid do A LOT of pushups)
Poolie (P): "DOWN, SIR!" (indicating that he is in the lowered position)
DI: "Up! Say 'up, sir'!"
P: "UP, SIR!"
DI: "Upside down!"
P: "UPSIDE DOWN!... wait, what?" (as he realized he was not told to move, but did so anyway)
DI: "GOD! You sorry sack of crap! *goes on with his tirade as we all try not to crack up*"
Then there was the 30 minutes he spent yelling at a poolie's guest (we could bring ppl along if we wanted to and they'd do everything we did) because he was wearing a US Navy shirt. Eventually, the kid stood in the middle of his squad yelling at the top of his lungs, "Where is the Navy recruiter?!"
The DI was one sneaky guy. The dread you felt when you heard his voice behind you before you realized he was yelling at the guy next to you and not you is indescribable.
Also, I never knew that military cadence had such a wonderful ability to make you forget that you're running and that you're too damn tired.
He-ey Ar-rmy
Ba-ack packing Ar-my
Put on your packs and follow me
I am Marine Corps Infantry
He-ey Air Force
Lo-ow flying Air Force
Get in your planes and follow me
I am Marine Corps Infantry
He-ey Na-vy
Se-ea sailing Na-vy
Get in your ships and follow me
I am Marine Corps Infantry
He-ey Coast Guard
Pud-dle pirate Coast Guard
Get in your boats and follow me
I am Marine Corps Infantry
He-ey Marine Corps
United States Marine Corps
Pick up your rifles and follow me
I am Marine Corps Infantry
Ok, that is all. I just had to get that out of my system.
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